one week at a time

Nov 11, 2009 2:24pm

girls ain't nothing but trouble

  • you: what r u doing tonight? (18:20:20)
  • you: i feel like drinking a gallon of booze. intersted? (18:20:54)
  • you: or hanging out and watching tv (18:33:56)
  • me: i'm working tonight :-( (19:15:45)
  • you: oh boo. that is no fun! (19:16:05)
  • you: rule 802... ;-) (23:28:58)
  • me: wtf? (01:45:35)
Oct 18, 2009 11:44pm
while i was at work tonight, my mom called and i couldn’t answer my cell phone. so she called back……4 times. why don’t the eggheads at rogers/telus/bell etc. come up with a way to have different voicemail messages for different occasions. one for normal, one for “i can’t talk now but if you text me, we can chat”, one for “i’m in a movie and can’t talk”, one for “i’m working and so should you be”, one for “its way too early for you to call me…so leave me a message and i’ll call you during regular hours” etc. its a great fucking idea………… but…….. leave if they ever do set this sort of thing up, i’m sure they’ll add some outrageous fee for it. but……. it is a great fucking idea.

while i was at work tonight, my mom called and i couldn’t answer my cell phone. so she called back……4 times. why don’t the eggheads at rogers/telus/bell etc. come up with a way to have different voicemail messages for different occasions. one for normal, one for “i can’t talk now but if you text me, we can chat”, one for “i’m in a movie and can’t talk”, one for “i’m working and so should you be”, one for “its way too early for you to call me…so leave me a message and i’ll call you during regular hours” etc.

its a great fucking idea…………

but……..

leave if they ever do set this sort of thing up, i’m sure they’ll add some outrageous fee for it.

but…….

it is a great fucking idea.
Sep 1, 2009 11:09pm
the guy in the middle now belongs to the edmonton capitals of the golden baseball league, so i’m kinda excited to see a former major leaguer pitching, but deep down inside, i’m soooooooooo muich more excited about seeing his hot wife chowing down on a hot dog.

the guy in the middle now belongs to the edmonton capitals of the golden baseball league, so i’m kinda excited to see a former major leaguer pitching, but deep down inside, i’m soooooooooo muich more excited about seeing his hot wife chowing down on a hot dog.
Aug 17, 2009 12:53pm

high-larious video and song
Aug 15, 2009 9:22am

Remember ‘The Nanny’??? Well maybe you’ll remember Madeline Zima for the rest of the day. I just realized that little Grace Sheffield grew up and filled out……..

I guess she didn’t grow up that much if she plays a 16-17 year old sexual predator/book thief on ‘Californication’.

Is it wrong to be so pleased with her maturation? I guess its about as wrong as sleeping with her character Mia Cross, eventhough she’s the daughter of the man who is trying to marry the only woman you love and the mother of your own daughter. If Hank Moody can get away with it on TV, I should be able to get away with watching and enjoying it………..
Aug 12, 2009 6:54pm

truer words ne’er been made into a web-video
Jul 22, 2009 11:34am
Here’s a nice one from above Shanghai.

Here’s a nice one from above Shanghai.
Jul 22, 2009 11:29am
No…not a new crappy season of Heroes. But this here pretty picture is of the 3 minute and 48 second solar eclipse that occured in the daytime over Asia yesterday. Can’t wait till the next one I’m 2013.

No…not a new crappy season of Heroes. But this here pretty picture is of the 3 minute and 48 second solar eclipse that occured in the daytime over Asia yesterday. Can’t wait till the next one I’m 2013.
Jul 16, 2009 9:50am
Which one good and which one is bad? I guess I need to read more MAD magazines.

Which one good and which one is bad? I guess I need to read more MAD magazines.
Jul 5, 2009 11:35am
Santi White changed her to ‘Santogold’ and sold a crazy amount of records. Maybe I’ll change my name to ‘Jonagold’ for greater success, just like the Jonathan/Golden Delicious hybrid apple seen above.

Santi White changed her to ‘Santogold’ and sold a crazy amount of records. Maybe I’ll change my name to ‘Jonagold’ for greater success, just like the Jonathan/Golden Delicious hybrid apple seen above.
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